Sunday, October 11, 2009

A Reason to Quit

In our first year, we were all very green and new to the whole nursing thing. A fellow nurse, Daisy, was working in a surgical ward. One day, she noticed a patient covered by all his blankets, shaking vigorously and breathing heavily.

She decided she needed to check why he was shaking - was it an epileptic fit? Did he have a high fever? So, she quickly lifts the covers of the bed right at the moment of... climax.

She got, er, sprayed. Yep, he was fapping. Needless to say, Daisy quit nursing soon after that.

P.S. I see Daisy every now and then, and she permanently has a single tear running down her cheek.

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